Thursday,
March 8th, 2001:
New
entry time! It's not one of those regular ones that gets me talking about
all sorts of new things going on. This one is about something I received
through email just yesterday. It was in relation to an attachment the
sender was hoping I would open without scanning because it was something
he knew I'd want to take a look at, an award he deemed my site was worthy
of receiving. What did I find? Yup, a virus! Here I was, saying these
virus' come and go in the news and I never seem to know anyone personally
infected with something, minus one person that went nuts for a week or
so because she couldn't get rid of it and was getting frustrated, and
now I get one that I caught before it could do anything to my computer.
Shame
on you, you bad email sender you! I could use harsh words but that's not
acceptable, so I'll just tell you to go f*** yourself.
This
is a reminder to everyone out there to double check any attachments sent
to you, especially if it's sent from someone you don't know but is something
you "expect" to get.
I'm
not letting this person get off that easy though. I've already sent an
email off to his Internet service provider and informed them of what this
person did and will leave it in their hands to decide whether or not to
cancel his account.
One
last thing...I'm going to put up the header section of the email sent
to me so you can see just who he is and his email address so you can avoid
him or flame him...take your pick =)
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Oh,
there is something else I received in the mail today. No, not email, regular
Canada Post mail. I found it interesting and thought I'd share some of
it with you.
I
don't know how, but I ended up getting a letter (type written mind you)
and a signed picture (stamped on mind you) from the one and only Tyra
Banks, or her fanclub more like it. How on earth did I manage to get on
her mailing list?
Anyways,
when I read the letter, or started to, I couldn't stop laughing. Here's
a sample of it, keeping in mind that my comments are in bold...
Hey,
What's up?!
I
guess you know by now I received your letter.
You did? Mind telling me what letter that is Tyra? Thanks so
much for writing!
You're welcome?
In
case you don't already know, I'm a Sagittarius, born December 4, 1973.
I'm from Los Angeles, California where I graduated from Immaculate Heart
High School.
My
favorite colour is yellow. On my off time I like to read books by female
authors. That's news to me! I usually dress in jeans and T-shirts when
I'm not working.
Though you're half naked most of the time you are working. I
like simple jewelry. You've got to be kidding! My favorite
pieces are my diamond stud earrings and my class ring.
I
became interested in modeling while in high school. A friend told me I
had "the look" and I should contact some local modeling agencies.
Who is this friend? And why didn't he tell you
to stop when you started looking so cheap? This
turned out to be quite a task! I had no idea how much research I had to
do. I just assumed that since I had "the look" everything else
would be easy. Geez, look who's full
of themself after one comment from a friend. Boy I was wrong!!
First I had to learn the difference between a modeling agency and a modeling
school. I didn't know this was such a hard task. Usually the words
"school" and "learn" would be the giveaways, but what
do I know. I just assumed that if you see "Joe Schmo's Modeling School",
it would be a different place than if you saw "Joe Schmo's Modeling
Agency". Anyways, on with the letter...
The
most important thing I discovered is that a modeling agency represents
models by finding them work. I'm
not going to say anything about Tyra because it would be harsh, but the
words "common" and "sense" would seem appropriate
to that statement. Heck, even the word "hellooo?" would fit
too. To cover their fees, an agency usually collects 15-20% of
a models earnings -- this is their commission.
I'll
skip some of the stuff in between and pick out some highlights for you...
I
found out that modeling schools were different. They often charged high
fees to teach techniques that vary from how to walk to how to apply
make up...I learned that training was not a requirement for entering the
modeling profession, nor did completion of these courses guarantee
me work. I guess if you drop
your academic aspirations for modeling, it would only be natural to drop
out of your modeling courses too!Oh, did I mention that Tyra's nickname
is "lightbulb head"? Given to her by her fellow modeling friends?
I wonder if there's any connection between that nickname and the word
"dimwit"...hmmmmm.
I
started out modeling part-time after school in teen magazines and department
store catalogs...I was accepted at five major colleges and at the same
time I was offered the opportunity to model in Paris!
Five major colleges? I have a hard time believing that, plus she never
mentioned what "major" colleges accepted her other than Loyola
Marymount University. Since I've never heard of it, I'm going to take
a safe guess that it's not so major. I wonder which she'll choose...
After
I weighed my options, I decided to go to Paris.
What a surprise.
The
rest is rather boring so I won't tire you out with it. It does end with
her thanking me for my letter and my support. I'm still scratching my
head over that one. I know my memory isn't the greatest about some things
from time to time, but I surely would remember writing a letter to Tyra
and mailing it off!
Oh
well, thanks for the letter and picture Tyra. It'll be proudly displayed
in the bathroom for whenever I need that extra umph my regular laxative
doesn't provide.
So
there you go. My life may not be as interesting as Pamie, but I do have
my share of odds and ends in my life.
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