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You want stars? Well, you've come to the right place. Below are many stars...most of them are ones that will make you scratch your head and say "oh yeah! I remember that person. What on earth ever happened to them?". You're not the only one wondering that. In fact, I'm wondering that all the time. I sit awake all night, pondering the lives of these people, though in the end, I always end up saying, "oh well, you were once in the spotlight, but you left...were did you go?".

If you know the whereabouts of these people, please contact America's Most Wanted, because I'm sure someone out there "wants" them.

Andrea Elson

NAME: Andrea Elson
SHOW LIFE: 1986-1990
SYNOPSIS: A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with an urban family after crashing
into their garage...how original!
CHARACTER: Lynn Tanner
D.O.B.: March 6, 1969
CURRENT ACTING STATUS: Unknown since a '92 guest appearance on Mad
About You
as a clerk

Mr. T

NAME: Lawrence Tureaud, a.k.a. Mr. T
SHOW LIFE: 1983-1987
SYNOPSIS: four Vietnam vets, framed for a crime they didn't commit, help the
innocent while on the run from the military
CHARACTER: Sergeant Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus
D.O.B.: May 21, 1952
CURRENT ACTING STATUS: after T & T and Wrestlemania, he has had 5
appearances on screen/tv in 12 years...my point exactly


NAME: Arsenio Hall
TV SHOW: The Arsenio Hall Show
SHOW LIFE: 1989-1994
SYNOPSIS: Arsenio Hall hosting a "hip", late-night talk show that competed with the
Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman
CHARACTER: himself
D.O.B.: February 12, 1955
CURRENT ACTING STATUS: I have no idea where he is. He attempted a
comeback in '97 with Arsenio, but that failed. Since then, he's had 4 or so
appearances on shows, none of which I've ever seen

Arsenio Hall

NAME: Jason Bateman
TV SHOW(S): Valerie's Family/Hogan Family
SYNOPSIS: family life that involved 3 kids, all boys...don't you wish you could have
seen it now?
SHOW LIFE: 1987-1991
CHARACTER: David Hogan
D.O.B.: January 14, 1969
CURRENT ACTING STATUS: numerous attempts at regaining the spotlight all ended
with the same fate...that being the shows getting cancelled. Oh well, it's
not like we miss him anyways

Jason Bateman

NAME: Tiffany Brissette
TV SHOW: Small Wonder
SYNOPSIS: Father Ted Lawson creates robot, Vicki. The family, Ted, Joan,
and Jamie, keep the information that Vicki is a robot secret, and pretend that
she is their daughter
SHOW LIFE: 1985-1989
CHARACTER: Vicki Lawson
D.O.B.: December 16, 1974
CURRENT ACTING STATUS: non-existant, though she does have a degree
in psychology, so at least she's not looking for a paycheck from acting

Tiffany Brissette